Oooohhh....Bertha that bitch is getting on my last nerve today. She has been sneaking commands past my minds filters. Twice today she made my hand delete things before I could stop her.....like seriously...deleted a voice-mail AS I WAS LISTENING TO IT...and a file as I was working on it. I hate it when she somehow gets admin privileges over the rest of my body and does stuff without my say so. There is nothing so humbling as doing the wrong thing without giving yourself permission to do it.
Damn Bertha and her deleting ways
F&*K YOU BERTHA