Pickle Thief

Two seconds....two seconds of distraction..that is exactly how long it took this kleptomaniac to steal an ENTIRE dill pickle from my plate...hang on...it gets more shocking...he bypassed the chunks of cheese on the same plate to steal the pickle....also I am pretty sure he swallowed the pickle whole....unfazed he is now eyeing me expecting more pickles.

I'm taking bets on what happens next with #MisterPickleThief ...

1. He throws up the entire pickle...and then eats it again. 2. We won't sleep tonight because he spends the whole night drinking bowls of water (salty salty pickle) and will need 1000 pee pee trips. What say you?