Fred Vs Stephen Harper

Because we have a federal election coming up....we decided to do a bit of a political "Freddy Friday"......Forewarned is forearmed....and yes...Freddy is wearing a stuffy for a wig (best we could do for Stephen Harper Hair).

Fred's (aka mine channeled through the dog) political interview of Conservative Candidate Stephen Harper.

FRED: Soooo esplain dis to me...dis man Mike dah Stuffy....he stole-ded cookies...den your party secretly paided back dah cookies.....and den saided Mike dah Stuffy did it. Won't dat get you in trouble wid dah mama? STEPHEN HARPER: What is a Mike the Stuffy? My aide didn't tell me about the cookies you are talking about?

FRED: What iz dah position of dah conserbative party on all mah missing stuffies? STEPHEN HARPER: 'Um it, it isn’t really high on our radar, to be honest ... Our ministers will continue to dialogue with those who are concerned about this.' FRED: Ummmmm...isn't dat dah same answer dat you gave when you wuz asked about all dah missing possibly murdered aboriginal womenz? STEPHEN HARPER: …...*silence*......

FRED: Sooooo.....dah economy eh? Instead of bettin all our cookies on dah oil...wouldn't it be better to maybe bet it on dah doggie parks....and dah odher doggie infrastructures....and dah McDonald icecream.....and dah kibbles for dah people....ooooh....and dah tennis bawls.....and dah bacon....and dah ham....I loves dah ham.....oh yah...and dah edjumafication and dah health carez.....but not dah veterinarians...not dhose peoples... STEPHEN HARPER: …...*silence*......

OOoohhhh Alberta Oil Fields make it raaaaiiiin