Boredom + Paper Wigs = Fun

Dear your mahmah lady honour sir, I iz here to repreresentimicate mah innerests against dah defendant Freddy. He stolded mah tennis bawl and dat ain't right. Look mahmah your honour lady....”I gotz short legs”..." I iz so helpless" and “I iz soooo cute”...it just ain't right. You haz to finds him GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!......an den give me dah tennis bawl