I PISS ON YOUR SHIT

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A few years back I was walking our little reactive jackweenie Ms. Carmela and we run into one of her arch nemesis taking a shit within the boundaries of Carmela's imagined domain...all hell broke lose...she yelled...she kicked her hind legs furiously...she run out to the end of her leash screaming at me "Hold me back Mahmah lady...Hold me back before I cut a bitch".....at least that is what it felt like in my head.

After moving away from the dog that was triggering her and finally calming her down, she (read as "we") collected ourselves and proceeded with our walk. But her arch nemesis either in fear for her life from our little short legged foul mouthed despot of a dog....or purely as an insult and foolhardy act of invasion...her arch nemesis did not have her human collect her poop before they scampered off. DRAAAAMMMA. Immediately Carmela made a mad dash towards the still steaming pile of excrement, lifted her leg over it (coz that is what she does) and let lose with a river of pee the likes of which I had never seen before. I quickly rushed home after to excitedly share the Carmela drama with my husband (because a sense of humour helps make everything easier) and we both died of laughter. It was after this first incident that the family "Carmela-ism" "I PISS ON YOUR SHIT" came into being (we yell it at each other for any imagined slight).

A few months after that we had the opposite situation happen....she run up to where a dog had pee'd in her "yard" and squatted down and left a massive shit as if to say " HA! You piss in my yard...I shit on your piss". . She is nuts....but kinda weirdly sage at the same time. Nothing quite like yelling "I Piss on your Shit".....or alternatively "I Shit on your Piss". Both have a way of making you feel better. So here is my #PrintersSolsticeoffering for the Mark Making Prompt. I call it. "I Piss on your Shit".

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