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The Case of the murdered headphones

INSERT LAW & ORDER THEME SONG HERE

THE VICTIM: A set of brand new headphones only used once found ripped apart and covered with teeny tiny chew marks.

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THE SUSPECT: A 15lb little long dog with a rather suspicious look in her evil eyes.

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THE INTEROGATION:

Me (aka The Mama) : Carmela did you eat these headphones? Carmela (aka The Suspect): Mama I don't know what you are talking about.

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Me: Carmela...seriously! Carmela: Mama...seriously...look how cute I am...how could I have done anything bad?

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Carmela: See Mama...I'm so tiny and have such short legs there is no way I got up on the bed and chewed on your headphones....nah uh....no way!

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Me: Carmela Juanita Midgy Kitty Fudge you tell the truth right now! Carmela: Honest mama it wasn't my fault...the ear phones were whispering to me saying "nom me nom me nom me"

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Carmela : And I was weak.....oh so weak...and I love how your ears taste...and I couldn't help myself....and no one was paying attention to me...and I was lonely....and soooooo so very sad....and the headphones were my only friends.....and they wanted me to nom them....I was only being nice....

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Happy New Year from our crazy house to yours.

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